Hello Earthling Terms and Conditions
PLEASE READ THESE TERMS CAREFULLY BEFORE ACCESSING OR USING THIS WEBSITE.
Hello Earthling (“Hello Earthling,” “us,” “our,” or “we”) is operated by Earthling Corp and owns and operates this website and related services, including, but not limited to, our online store, educational materials, community resources, Substack, and media platforms such as our podcast (collectively, the “Site”). By accessing, using, downloading, or viewing the Site, or any services, products, or materials made available through it (collectively, the “Services”), you agree to be bound by these Terms and Conditions (“Terms”).
These Terms, together with our [Privacy Policy], constitute a legally binding agreement between Hello Earthling and you, the user (“you”). If you do not agree to these Terms, you must immediately stop using the Site and Services.
By accessing or using any part of the Site, Products, or Services, you acknowledge that you have read, understood, and agree to be bound by these Terms, which include important provisions such as a limitation of liability, dispute resolution terms, and waivers of certain rights.
If you have any questions about these Terms, please contact us at: community@helloearthling.world.
1. Content on the Site
Intellectual Property Rights
The Site and all content provided on or through it—including text, photographs, images, videos, audio, podcasts, educational materials, graphics, logos, product designs, and other creative works (collectively, the “Content”)—are owned by or licensed to Hello Earthling and Earthling Corp and are protected under U.S. and international copyright, trademark, and intellectual property laws.
Subject to compliance with these Terms, we grant you a limited, non-exclusive, non-transferable, revocable license to access and use the Site for personal, non-commercial purposes.
You may not copy, reproduce, distribute, modify, create derivative works of, publicly display, or otherwise exploit any Content without our prior written consent, except as expressly permitted for personal, non-commercial use.
Third-Party Content and Links
The Site may include content, links, or resources provided by third parties. Hello Earthling does not endorse, monitor, or assume responsibility for third-party websites, services, or materials. Your interactions with third parties are solely between you and them, and Hello Earthling is not liable for any issues arising from those interactions.
2. Eligibility and Accounts
You must be at least 18 years of age, or the age of majority in your jurisdiction, to use the Site, or have the consent of a parent or guardian.
If you create an account, you agree to provide accurate, current, and complete information. You are responsible for maintaining the confidentiality of your login credentials and for all activities under your account. Hello Earthling reserves the right to suspend or terminate accounts at our discretion.
3. Products and Services
Purchases
Hello Earthling offers clothing, merchandise, and educational resources for sale through the Site (collectively, “Products”). Prices, availability, and descriptions are subject to change without notice. We reserve the right to refuse or cancel orders at our discretion.
All purchases are for personal use only and may not be resold without our express written consent.
Payment and Taxes
You authorize Hello Earthling (and our payment processors) to charge your payment method for all purchases. You are responsible for all applicable taxes, duties, and fees arising from your purchase.
Returns and Refunds
Any return, refund, or exchange policy will be clearly stated on the Site. By purchasing Products, you agree to comply with those policies.
4. Prohibited Conduct
You agree not to use the Site or Services to:
- Violate any applicable laws or regulations;
- Infringe upon intellectual property or other rights of Hello Earthling, Earthling Corp, or third parties;
- Post, transmit, or distribute harmful code, viruses, or other malicious software;
- Engage in harassment, abuse, or conduct harmful to Hello Earthling staff, community members, or other users;
- Misrepresent your identity or affiliation; or
- Interfere with or disrupt the functionality of the Site.
5. Media and Educational Content Disclaimer
Hello Earthling provides educational resources, articles, and media content (including podcasts). This material is provided for informational and community purposes only and is not professional advice (including but not limited to medical, legal, or financial advice).
You are solely responsible for how you choose to use the information provided, and Hello Earthling disclaims any liability for outcomes resulting from reliance on our content.
6. Intellectual Property Concerns (DMCA Policy)
Hello Earthling respects intellectual property rights. If you believe that material on the Site infringes your copyright, please contact us at: community@helloearthling.world with the following information:
- A description of the copyrighted work you claim has been infringed;
- Identification of the material you believe is infringing, including its URL;
- Your contact information (name, address, email, phone number);
- A statement that you have a good faith belief that use of the material is unauthorized;
- A statement, under penalty of perjury, that your notice is accurate and that you are the copyright owner or authorized to act on their behalf; and
- Your electronic or physical signature.
We may remove allegedly infringing material and may terminate repeat infringers’ access.
7. Indemnification
You agree to indemnify and hold harmless Hello Earthling, Earthling Corp, its officers, employees, and affiliates from any claims, liabilities, damages, losses, or expenses (including legal fees) arising from your use of the Site, violation of these Terms, or infringement of third-party rights.
8. Warranties and Disclaimers
The Site and Services are provided on an “as is” and “as available” basis without warranties of any kind, express or implied. Hello Earthling does not guarantee uninterrupted access, error-free operation, or the accuracy or reliability of the Site or Content.
To the fullest extent permitted by law, Hello Earthling disclaims all warranties, including implied warranties of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, and non-infringement.
9. Limitation of Liability
To the maximum extent permitted by law, Hello Earthling and Earthling Corp will not be liable for any indirect, incidental, special, consequential, or punitive damages, including lost profits, arising from or related to your use of the Site, Products, or Services.
In no event shall Hello Earthling’s total liability exceed the greater of (a) the amount you paid for Products giving rise to the claim, or (b) $100.
10. Dispute Resolution
Before pursuing legal action, you agree to attempt to resolve any disputes informally by contacting us at community@helloearthling.world.
Any unresolved dispute shall be submitted to binding arbitration in accordance with the rules of the American Arbitration Association. Arbitration shall be conducted individually, and not on a class-wide basis.
Exceptions: Either party may bring claims in small claims court, or seek injunctive relief for intellectual property matters in court.
11. Termination
Hello Earthling may suspend or terminate your access to the Site at any time, for any reason or no reason, without notice. Certain provisions of these Terms will survive termination, including intellectual property, indemnification, limitation of liability, and dispute resolution.
12. General Terms
- Governing Law: These Terms are governed by the laws of California and the United States.
- Severability: If any provision is found invalid, the remainder will continue in effect.
- Entire Agreement: These Terms and the Privacy Policy constitute the full agreement between you and Hello Earthling, operated by Earthling Corp.
- No Waiver: Our failure to enforce a provision does not constitute a waiver of that provision.
- Notices: You consent to receive notices electronically via the Site or by email.
Last Updated: September 22nd 2025